Stay Away From Him Darling, He's A Welsh Poet

Stay away from him darling,
He's a Welsh poet.
I shall teach you why.
They drink too much.
And they drink too much.
Always swearing.
They smoke their bloody heads off.
They're uncaring.
So arrogant.
So selfish.
Consumed with hatred.
Always talking about themselves.
As if they're the centre of the bloody universe.
The big I Am.
Guaranteed womanisers,
The lot of them.
They start fights in pubs.
They start fights in churches.
They start fights with women.
Born hell raisers.
Pretend they're so tough.
They love you one minute,
Then despise you the next.
They will treat you like dirt.
The only real passion shown,
Is never between the sheets.
But scribbled on sheets of paper.
So damn them.
Damn them all.
So beware darling.
And stay well away.
And they drink too much.