a steady flow

walking home from the pub- 

as drunk as i could be -

i want to go for a piss -

but it´s to dark to see -

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i try to pull down my zip 

but it´s playing games with me 

o god if it dosent open soon 

i think i´ll have to pee

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just then a car comes  by

o there is hope at last  it seems 

it´s not  good  thumbing for  lift ´s

while your  hand  is down your jeens 

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o the pain is getting begger 

and he is sterting to sweet 

it´s from the drink that i drank 

and that super mac i eat 

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but sadley it was not to be 

i am about to blow 

and rips the trousers from my  ars 

and begens a steady  flow 

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sweet mother of god 

at last i can flex

sometimes haveing a good piss

is nearly better than sex

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so it´s late at night 

and i am still as drunk as can bee 

but i really dont give a shit 

because i no longer have  to pee 

the end 

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well the car pased me 

like a bat out of hell 

and pulling my hand from my jeens

before it starts to smell 

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