Storm Atiyah ?

Squalling, storm Atiyah, is screeching past my door, howling like a Hyena with a Rhinoceros’s roar.. where do they get these names from ? She doesn’t sound very wild, more like a pretty name given to an angelic child.. surely it should be A for Agony, now wouldn’t that just fit the bill ? Something awful, giving pain that batter’s at God’s will

Honestly nowadays, well they haven’t really got a clue, people that think they know telling other’s what to do, I know I  am on a wiffle, waffle but if a storm has to have a name, call it something callous so we know who’s to blame.. like Blastpheme, Cruel, Dismal and Enemy, Fierce, Gloomy, Hardship and Insanity, Jagged, Killjoy, loveless, Melancholy and Notorious, Obnoxious, Panic and Quandary.. then Reckless, Selfish, Torture and Useless, lastly Vicious, Wicked , X-terminate (haha), Yuck and Zealous

There you go my new list A-Z of stormy handles, all capable meanings to cause such rough scandals.. no more will a gusty gale be called a person’s name, I for one think that is a downright shame.. I am just waiting and it will only be a matter of time, Jill will be a storm that fits the bill, I will take it as a personal crime..then I will take my revenge right to the Met office door and cause an almighty ruccas and shout at them “ YOU WILL CALL US NO MORE!!!’