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STREET WISE

STREET WISE

If you see
A poor old man
Sitting on the street

Then pick him up
Dust him off
And put him on his feet

But, if he starts
To complain
And giving you some lip

Then sit his ass
Right back down
And don't leave him a tip
WIZDUMBs by JA 268    

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Brilliant write. Minimalist style of poetry is great when it is well done.

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