Striped

I am very PC,
As pale as beige can be.
Unopionated, passive,
Quiet and unreactive.
Inactive life member,
Oppressing joviality,
Wishing silence upon
The merry and the free. 
Eternal fence sitter,
I watch over empty fields.
Inelegant nit picker,
Pristine cut with surreal.
Clumsy untrained hedonist,
Incongruous to a t.
Legless in a smart suit,
Shirt and tie,
Farm boy of the scene.
I collapse and I am very tall,
I lapse in to an awkward crawl. 
I whisper when I'm very brave,
I'll never tell you what I crave.
I drink until I embarrass you,
I am neither straightforward or very true.
There are rambunctious, riled poets,
Who know it all and argue often every word.
I am not made of the compositional mechanics, 
I am simply brooding and absurd.