Poem -

Stuck in the Lanai

Stuck in the Lanai

it is
Late
AndĀ 
You
haveĀ 
Gone
To sleep

I am notĀ 
Going
To try
To wake
You
ButĀ 
I am
Stuck
In the
Lanai

Kind of
Like
A
Purgatory
Between
The backyard
And from
Being
Inside

I am covered
So no
chance
Of getting
Wet

I am
Just
Bored
and
Could
Use a
Cup
Of
Tea

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