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SWAT INITIATIVE ( SPARROWSONG WILDRICE ASSEMBLE TEAM

SWAT INITIATIVE ( SPARROWSONG WILDRICE ASSEMBLE TEAM

Greg :

Just Calm down
We are gonna
have a great
Thanksgiving
Dinner!
We have
the Bread baked
Mash potatoes, Wild Rice (goes good with little Birdies)
Cranberry Sauce
Stuffing
and Pumpkin Pie

Greg's Wife Julia:Β Β 

How about the main course ummΒ 
I mean "HONORARY GUEST
Sparrowsong?

Greg:

Well it seemsΒ 
Grandpa
freaked her
out with
his fresh
words.
But Don't you
fret
Several years of being
in Law Enforcement
I got my SWATΒ  team ( Sparrowsong WildRice Assemble Team )
on call and ready to
initiate the mission
for recovery.

Greg's Wife Julia:Β Β 

Do you know
where she is at?

Greg:

Of course I do
I pinged the
little birdie's
I Phone.
I have toΒ 
say she was
not that
original
As it seems
she is staying
with the famous
Vegetarian
Actress "Jessica Chastain"
in Santa Monica.
By now they areΒ 
all probably Stoned
from the Devil's Lettuce infused TOFU
that was servedΒ 
asΒ Β the "meat Alternative"
dish.
They should be just chilling.
Should be an easy
recovery

Greg's Wife Julia:Β Β 

Okay then!
Hurry back!
And by the
way, I call dibsΒ 
on the WISHBONE!

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

You sure went through a lot of trouble to find me...

Called in the Sparrowsong WildRice Assemble Team I see...

While they were in the field looking for me I just wanted you to know I through a bucket of water down your chimney...

It was getting a little hot on the Roof...

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

Β 

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