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Terrible View

Terrible View

How does serious shitΒ 
Not clog life's toilet
If ya wanna shoot with the water I suggest you boil it
Prove your loyal bitch
Pretend to be a princess and suck my royal dickΒ 
Advanced addict
Some say ahead of my time
I get creeped outΒ 
as well as uncomfortable as hell when suggested to join a single file line
I spit from my spine and somewhere somehow I unconsciously undermine supervisors
Silly shits wearing ties and visorsΒ 
Fun and games but we want family names in case you jeopardize our suppliers
Cocaine controls the economy
Pretentious politicians can fondle me in the privacy of mobile poll booths
I solemnly swear to alter the whole truth unless it benefits us degenerates
Who's really woke
Half y'all sleep through wake ups
Feeling dangerous off the angel dust
You bitches pussy
Β Ellen Degenerus
In the future I see a view of you on the view same program but the title is new
Buncha fat cunts on daytime television intentionally encouraged to share their opinion of a non crime
I recall a time not too long ago we could still let go freedom is why I'm breathing
Where did it go
Do the children deserve to be the first wave of babies born to parents ready to admit life's not fucking perfect
Adaptation to any situation toleration and really willing to work it
Smashed my piggy bank containing my life's savings spare key and a couple counterfeit drink tickets
I know it's a risk bitch but I wanna see two midget feminists with fake tits play quick sure they can fake it
Β bitching bout controversial topics topless ittle rectangles cover controversial nipples every one appearing along side whoopies wide ass is considered to be committing several severely illegal activities the one I remember most vividly is of lard ass joy behard trying way hard her journalist impersonation was preposterous tv didn't add a few pounds more like at least two rhinocerosΒ 

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