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That dreaded doo doo ???

That dreaded doo doo ???

That dreaded, disgusting doo doo on your garden path from nextdoor’s mahoosive Mastiff’s  aftermath
You stepped straight in it is it having a laugh ?
Your shoes are all shitty now your raging with wrath

There had to be a humongous heap of course 
Are you sure it was from a dog and not from a horse ?
The stench is stinking you are gagging with remorse
You must have stood in the lot with full force

So you scrape your shoe along the floor when you see the dog’s owner from nextdoor
She sees your plight and hears your roar
She won’t be your best friend no more ?
 

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Being Me

Oh...I hate that!  I have a dog but would never leave his poo behind to be trodden in. What an awful neighbour x

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Jill Tait

Ay YUK n it stinks for ages too ??❤️?❤️

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