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That hairy, horrible Halloween sight ??

That hairy, horrible Halloween sight ??

Oh yes I can remember September’s plight.. those dam spiders of speediness scuttling with might.. I almost jumped out of my skin I got such a fright.. at that hairy, horrible Halloween sight

Goodness gracious mind they can crawl.. from the carpet up the wall..I grabbed the hoover and held it tall.. then I peed my pants when it did fall..that creepy critter made me scream.. I started to cry and tears did stream.. it was like a nightmare of a dream.. I had to get it amidst my scheme

So I went and brought my daughter’s cat and sat the clever thing on my mat.. but when it saw it well that was that.. my plan went pear-shaped when that cat scat.. Oh no I thought I am in doom.. whilst that scarey spider is in my room..I looked online and it hates peppermint perfume.. so I rushed to the supermarket in a zoom..

Of course I spray this stuff all over the place.. in each nook and cranny and every space.. then I watched and waited and holy grace.. coz that clandestine spider fell flat on his face..The very next day I walked to the wood.. I gathered as many conkers as I possibly could.. that made me happier, that brightened my mood.. my awful arachnophobia has me screwed....??

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Greg Etsell

great poem 
i like the line 
i peed my pants
that made me laugh
great poem

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Jill Tait

Teehee well I have just been out knocking off conquers from our trees coz if u putem on your window sills spiders dont likem ??❤️?❤️

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Just that pic makes me quiver ! the poem hits home especially when I have arachnophobia, but my wife makes me get rid of them. If I hear a scream I know what it's going to be! The hit home poem I love to hate! You can take down that pic NOW! lol!
 

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Jill Tait

Pml haha ay I hate that picture too they are the worst thing about Autumn buggers crawl into our houses arghhhhh?❤️??

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