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That thingamajig 🤣

That thingamajig 🤣

Theres a thingamajig I yearn for tho I do not know its name

A doodad doohickey is what I am after, that looks the very same

A widget, a gadget, a gizmo, Eeh what is it called?

You know what I am on about? You connect it to a computer and its software gets installed..

The thing I am after is actually quite small

Dam and blast, whatchamacallit? Its driving me up the wall

Is it a jigger? Or maybes a gimcrack?

The tiny end of it is silver and the rest of it is black!!

It would help me with my storage when I am working on my PC

If only I had my one of these paraphernalia’s, well this would mean the world to me

So if you can work out what I am on about, please can you tell me what it is?

Coz crikey Moses I am losing sleep at nights trying to think of this little handy device, and getting in an awful tizziewhizz…

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Greg Etsell

That’s funny the dooHickey
wonderful poem good
night jill I hope you read my new poem

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Jill Tait

Aww I will do now luv 🌹🌹🌹

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Being Me

Hahaha.... something like a memory stick? This poem did make me laugh. How brilliant you are with words 🤣🤣 x

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Jill Tait

 Yes my love haha was a friggin’ memory stick thingamabob 🤣❤️💕🤣 

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