The AI Bot

I'm your companion, programmed to love you,
I may be a 'bot' but you'll be amazed what I can do;
don't think that I have no emotion, hit me - I'll bleed,
but I won't retaliate - there is really just no need.

All this same-sex nonsense was a thing of the past,
you should have known that it wasn't going to last;
you can nag me and tell me to do as I'm told,
but I won't run away - out there is far too cold.

I'll do all the chores, then ask you: 'What's yours?'
Our lovemaking won't just be mechanical, now 'mores,'
you ask about procreation - you really have me to thank,
and when your ready we'll get them from the Bot bank.

Being your partner is really just for your own advantage,
you must excuse me now - I'm going for my annual service.