Setting: Shoprite Express Lane – 15 or less items.
This is the express lane.
THIS [pregnant pause], is the express lane.
This IS the express lane SIR!
Which I why I am standing here Mam.
Hairy eyeball look from the cashier.
Returned slightly annoyed look from this customer.
It looks like you have more than 15 items in your cart.
Mam, I have 13 items in this cart,thus, the express lane.
Oh. It looks like you have more than 15 items in your cart.
I admired her due diligence. There are too many express lane barbarians with grocery carts filled to the brim.