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THE BATHROOM JOKE

THE BATHROOM JOKE

I was walking down the street one day and had to go to the bathroom so I walked in to this hotel and ask the desk clerk she said around corner so I went in it, it was full so I went to anther floor some thing full ever floor I went to it was full so I get to last floor I found what I think was a bathroom I open the door it a little dark in there but there was light at the end of the room by this time I couldn't hold it any more so I went when i was done I left every floor I went to there was no one  round so I got to the lobby there was this guy on his knees cleaning up I said to him where did ever one go he look up at me and said hay where were you when the shit hit the fan.

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Tony Taylor

LOL! LOL!!..... that's hysterical GREG!...... is that a true story?...... because if it is...... it's even funnier....... still smiling over here.......thanx for the laughter brother poet........LOVE and ROCKETS!!........T xo  ?☀✴✳♥

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Greg Etsell

thank you Tony no its not a true story that I know of its a funny I know that 

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Greg Ha ha  I didnt see the end coming 
So funny game me a good giggle 
enjoyed lots !
Best wishes  Debs 
 

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

At long last, you are attempting humor. 

I remember this joke from many years ago.

But I've never heard it told poetically.

Thank goodness.

You are finally "getting your shit together".

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

thank you Larry linda I have many jokes I may put tham up some day

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