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The Beefeater

The Beefeater

In the Spring of 1963, my Father had an idea, he knew’d go far;
He thought what Dayton had need of, was a very high class little bar!
With a nice stage for entertainment, singers, and music to play;
And the burgers being all prime meat, the best of the best all the way!
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He hired a friend as it’s overseer, whom he thought he ever could trust;
For lots of cash was handled, and your manager’s honesty a must!
In no time at all the news spread, the Beefeater the hip place to go;
More and more new customers kept coming, and the crowds did steadily grow!
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One Saturday, my Mom and Dad stopped, to check out how was the gate;
People were standing outside there, to get in was a bit of a wait!
They liked what they saw with the huge crowd, they left before the bar closed;
The next morning I went with my Father, to see how much they had grossed!
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We knew it was two or three thousand, as we waited for his Manager Al;
A few minutes later, he walked in, smiled, and said, β€œHymie my pal”!
β€œLast night the place was so hopping, we did almost twelve hundred bucks”;
My Father quickly approached him, and said, β€œYou must think I’m some kind of schmuck”!
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Before this bastard could stop him, my Dad had him pinned to the wall;
In a choke hold, he said, β€œI’m gonna kill you”, as the man started to bawl!
He finally let go and then yelled out, β€œLeave the money, never dare come near to me again”;
A couple days later Dad sold the business, realizing he never should have trusted this β€œFriend”!
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Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β True friends are real rare
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Father found out the hard way
Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Trust only yourself
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Larry Ran

Dear Lisa,

Larry asked me to write you, because he thinks that you comment indicates that you feel he is not repaying the favor by commenting on yours.Β  He actually has commented on some of yours and we are wondering if you have received them.Β  He is going to comment on "Mercy", which I will be posting tomorrow.Β  Please let us know if you either do or do not get it.Β  This happened before to us if you remember.

Hugs, Peace and Love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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Larry Ran

Dear Lisa,

Please, no apology necessary.Β  No offense taken.Β Β 
We still love you, and hope you are getting our comments.

Love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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