The Beefeater
In the Spring of 1963, my Father had an idea, he knewβd go far;
He thought what Dayton had need of, was a very high class little bar!
With a nice stage for entertainment, singers, and music to play;
And the burgers being all prime meat, the best of the best all the way!
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He hired a friend as itβs overseer, whom he thought he ever could trust;
For lots of cash was handled, and your managerβs honesty a must!
In no time at all the news spread, the Beefeater the hip place to go;
More and more new customers kept coming, and the crowds did steadily grow!
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One Saturday, my Mom and Dad stopped, to check out how was the gate;
People were standing outside there, to get in was a bit of a wait!
They liked what they saw with the huge crowd, they left before the bar closed;
The next morning I went with my Father, to see how much they had grossed!
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We knew it was two or three thousand, as we waited for his Manager Al;
A few minutes later, he walked in, smiled, and said, βHymie my palβ!
βLast night the place was so hopping, we did almost twelve hundred bucksβ;
My Father quickly approached him, and said, βYou must think Iβm some kind of schmuckβ!
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Before this bastard could stop him, my Dad had him pinned to the wall;
In a choke hold, he said, βIβm gonna kill youβ, as the man started to bawl!
He finally let go and then yelled out, βLeave the money, never dare come near to me againβ;
A couple days later Dad sold the business, realizing he never should have trusted this βFriendβ!
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β True friends are real rare
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Father found out the hard way
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Trust only yourself
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do me the honor and return the favor
Dear Lisa,
Larry asked me to write you, because he thinks that you comment indicates that you feel he is not repaying the favor by commenting on yours.Β He actually has commented on some of yours and we are wondering if you have received them.Β He is going to comment on "Mercy", which I will be posting tomorrow.Β Please let us know if you either do or do not get it.Β This happened before to us if you remember.
Hugs, Peace and Love,
Linda and Larry xxx
my comment is just a humorous way to get others to comment on my work. I apologize if my comment has hurt you in anyway. please accept my apology if the lightness was too flippant. it's intent was not to make fun or too light of your work.
I in my bumbling way am returning the favor and commenting on your work. I have never been very good at commenting and I apologize.
Dear Lisa,
Please, no apology necessary.Β No offense taken.Β Β
We still love you, and hope you are getting our comments.
Love,
Linda and Larry xxx