THE BUMBLING THIEF

 
The bumbling thief picked a pocket nothing was there 
Instead of a wallet there was only fresh air 
The next target were people at a party 
Arrived thirty minutes too late not so smartie 

Planning a bank robbery next dreamt of lots of money 
The chosen day a bank holiday which was not very funny 
To the museum he decided he would steal some art 
The alarm went off so he left there quick smart 

I think fondly about my bumbling thief mate 
He would be better off trying to go straight