Here's a gift . It's not what your expecting , it may not even appeal to you . But here goes anyway . I held your candle and watched as you burnt both ends of it . When another way tripped you up . I kissed your boo boo . When it was time for me to let you go . I did it as gratefully as I could . Love your a tricky gift , you blind penises , you shut down clams . You ease the aches and trap the fallen . You split up crew's , so lost without a firstmate , so rocky . Have we misplaced any chances of getting a new round . Was it needed a new crowd cupid . Some Gifts wrap up what's left of the expected but when played with then broken , hang out within the crew . Spinning the bottle for who next to screw .