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The Cunning Kissing Bandit

The Marvellously Cunning Kissing Bandit

Once upon a time in IGA
A cocky man asked me to kiss him
So I ran away

Once upon a time a crafty Β man kissed me in Reno Depot
I think he just wanted to put on a show

Once upon a time in the refrigerated section of Costco
A man cleverly snuck a kiss & I melted like snow

Magical memories of which I’m so fond
The delicious days of once upon!

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