My Greatest Fear

My greatest fear
You’ll laugh when you hear
But it’s really true
I would never lie to you

I fear, am truly afraid
Of blocking toilets
In my house
The stink, the mess it makes

In anyone else’s house
The embarrassment, the mortification

Is truly something
All should aspire to possess
So you never have to deal
With a vile, stinky, foul, putrid mess!

The courage it takes
To disclose
Ss my host holds his nose
That I am the culprit
Who filled their commode
Full of sh-t

I have nightmares
I get the shakes
I suffer panic & heartache
Imagining johns, w.c.’s
Filled with pee pee & doo doo
That won’t flush
As they ought to

You May laugh
Shake your head with disdain
But toilets that overflow 
With excrement & detriment
Are seriously 
The bane of my existence  Therefore I advise we overcome the path of least resistance 

A working dependable john
A water closetone can securely rely on