Poem -
LATE AGAIN!
If ya see that old twit of mine!
Will ya tell him I`m here
He`s bloody late again ya see!
I don`t know what to do with meself
I`m so cold and fed up
An I`m bloody desperate for a pee!
I wish I`d said no
I look such a bloody fool.
But that smile of his is ever so sweet
So it made me break all me rules.
Now here`s me lookin` so bloody silly
Sitting here twiddlin` me thumbs on me own!
Oh blast and damn that stupid bloody old git
TAXI! bloody take me home!
G xx
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Hi G A funny write it made me smile
why can`t men ever turn up on time aye!
not as if they have hair and nails like us women lol
you are so good at writing humorous poems
I enjoyed love n hugs Debs
Aaaw! thank you Debs. That was nice to read. You`ve made my chuffin day kiddo! I`m so glad you liked it sweetie. You`ve pointed out a good fact too! Why do they take so bloody long to get ready?!! My Geoff is as bald as a coot yet he takes longer than me and he`s never on time!!
Thank you for that lovely compliment on it sweetie
Love you lots
G xx
Hi, Funny Face,
I am sure that taxi could take you to someone who would never keep you waiting. Au Contraire, who would be eagerly awaiting your arrival. So tell that old twit, the next time he stands you up, you'll be visiting someone who will stand up just for you.
Love from us both,
L & L
My Larry!....You`re nearly as daft as me aren`t ya??!! A real gentleman though!! You cheer me up just fine!
I love ya kiddo
G xx
Funny, beautifully constructed, loved how you brought a certain familiarity to the poem G, as I read the poem I even imagined the voice of the woman lol! Enjoyed this peice tremendously. You should get your stuff published love!!! Share your talent!
Eden
Thank you Eden for that lovely compliment and I`m glad you enjoyed it. I can`t afford the agents fees I`m afraid!!
God bless
G xx
Georgina great poem it remineds of a friend I know who said to me one night its getting late early so every time I see him and his wife I say its getting late early thay both would laugh so great poem peace&love to you ITS GETTING LATE EARLY. LOL
Thank you Greg, I`m thrilled that you liked it sweetie and that I made you laugh. I like that saying too ` It`s getting late early! ` that`s my kind of humour kiddo. There`s an old saying in Liverpool ` If ya don`t hurry up, it`ll be time to go home before we get there! ` Thank you for the compliment you`ve made my day sweetie.
Love G xx
Hi Georgina I like that old say you just said I will have to remember it and say it to my friends and you live in Liverpool how wonderful I always wanted to go there one day when I was in London I wanted to go so I went to the train station I didn't care how long it took me to get there country side would have be wonderful to see but ones I saw how much was it was to much so cancaled that idea but I know it would have been a wonderful trip, you have wonderful day peace&love to you
Hi Greg,
They have lots of silly and weird sayings in Liverpool and a very cute accent that is funny in itself. We all have a strange sense of humour. My dad always had me laughing with the things he came out with, in fact both my parents had a wonderful sense of humour and were very quick witted with it too. It`s a shame you never got there because you would have loved it and of course the Beatles were from there too, my all time favourite band. I no longer live there because I married Geoff who is from the north of Newcastle and we now live just outside of Durham in the north east. The countryside is just fabulous up here, you would love it sweetie and the air is fresh and clean. We live about two miles from huge rolling beautiful forests and hills, we can see them from our house as we live in a small village.
God bless
G xx
HI GEORGINA that is wonderful that you had great parents I did to my mom and dad are gone my dad pass away in 1983 and my mom passaway in 2006 I miss tham very much my sister and brothers are very close we talk every day . yes the Beatles will always be the greatest band ever. and it sound wouderful where you live I will have to look it up and mybe some day I will get there. well you have a wonderful day peace&love to you
Hi Greg,
Both my parents are gone now too. Dad went 2007 and mum 1999, and like you I miss them too. My two brothers are in the army and my two sisters live down south in Hampshire, so we are all spread all over the place, that`s why I love my laptop because it`s easy to keep in touch with them all. My six children all live within walking distance and my house is always full to bursting as we have 13 grandchildren too. In fact we have my daughter Georgina`s three children staying with us for the weekend at the moment. It`s hectic but I love it and I wouldn`t have it any other way.
Have a wonderful Sunday sweetie
God bless
Love and hugs
G xx
HI Georgina that's great your all close with the unrest that is going on in the world its always nice to meet nice people in the world that are doing well my sister lives down the street and we talk every day by phone and I will txt her all day I have 2 brothers one I am very close to and will call him every now agin or txt him all day my other brother we are not as close as we like but it is what is you have a nice day peace&love to you