The Day CNN Shut Down

If only love happened around the world
That would be a pretty slow news day
Actually, CNN would have to shut down
No “JUST IN” bulletins, per se

Weather reports predict nothing but sunshine
Temperatures high in the 80s
People goin' round wearing dirty big grins
Things all coming up daisies

Wake up, wake up, my really good friends
Time to rise and start your day
Don't try watching the morning news
CNN has shut down they say

No point in broadcasting only good news
Boring and humdrum for sure
Imagine watching nothing but jubilation
It would sure bore one to the core

Wake up, wake up, my friend Happy Jack
Seems you were having too good a time
You had a great big smile on your kisser
If only real life was so sublime