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The Day I Met Dave

The Day I Met Dave

He told me that there would be a pandemic,
and that we would be using that dreaded word 'systemic,'
also there was BLM, BAME, woke and all to come,
so that we would all go crazy when said and done.

Suddenly there would be sun and then heavy rain,
all these niggles were becoming rather a pain,
he warned that we would even run out of toilet rolls,
and Trump would even get in again according to exit polls.

There was not enough work so we all got the sack,
and advised not to venture out in case we're stabbed in the back,
we'd only be allowed to travel a certain distance,
when we went shopping we'd be led a merry dance.

King David pocketed his sling, said good times will come again,
then reminded me of his perseverance after Goliath was slain.

 

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