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The Devil And His Sister

The Devil And His Sister

The Devil and his sister, paid me a visit yesterday;

They tried to claim that I still owed them, and steal my soul away!

But I had a great attorney, who foiled their every move;

Who proved that I was innocent, then these charges were removed!

They thought that they were crafty, and her they could outsmart;

But when it came down to the trial, she tore them both apart!

For her IQ is so far superior, to these self-serving little fools;

She sent them back to where they came from, with all the other ghouls!

We stood up and she hugged me, after the verdict had been read;

I told her I had never worried, as my case she deftly pled!

Than we left the court together, the Husband and his Wife;

His soulmate and attorney, that came and saved his life!

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Larry Ran

Hi Mark,

One of the greatest comments I've ever gotten.  Spot on, my Brother, Spot on!

Peace and Love,

xox Larry

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Deborah Evans

Hi Larry  Great write I agree with Cherie
A woman in love will always be by the man she 
loves side, through all of life`s trials.
I enjoyed this clever write
Well done my friend  
love n hugs Debs xox
 

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Larry Ran

Hi Debs,

I'm going to send you the same comment I sent to Cherie, because it's exactly the way I feel. 

Remember in the 70's when Tammy Wynette had the great hit song, "Stand By Your Man"?  Now, in todays world, it is "Stand By Your Woman".  After 2 millenniums you ladies are finally being recognized. 

Love from us both,

L & L

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Tony Taylor

Hey LARRY!....... kick ass bro!!...... hey..... we only get one go around!!.... if your heart says cool!!...... then you got the tribulations by the balls brother!!......... peace ......T xo

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Larry Ran

Hi Tony,

Thanks bro!  You are right, and I am choking them to death with my jockstrap!  Sayonara, f...fers.

Peace Love and Rockets,

xox Larry

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Devon La Porte

What a humorous but deep write, I like it man....it's kind of like a metaphor, love saves us from negativity and evil. Great narrated tail that flowed with superb rhymes. My respects. Peace.

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Larry Ran

Hi Devon,

Thanks for your great comments; I'm so glad you enjoyed it.  Life itself, can sometimes be one large metaphor, can't it?

Peace and Love,

xox Larry

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Georgina Richardson

Hi my Larry,

Well done for this one. It flowed beautifully and I just know that Linda is so proud of you and I know that she loves you to pieces, I`ll bet it brought tears of happiness too, as it does to me.

I love you both deeply

God bless both of you my darling.

G xx

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Larry Ran

Hi our dear G,

You are so right, it did bring tears.  We have missed you.  So great to feel your love again.

With all our love,

L & L

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