The Fight 4 Reelection 2024

Over in Madrid shooting dice with the reverend, got the priest confining in me about his confessions, got Iraq & Iran sending me weapons, president tryna get me to keep him elected, told me he needs to see me, told him it would violate my parole, cuz I can't be around no felons, he said remember I can pardon you & keep you from jailing & wipe away your record, next thing you know my house was surrounded by secret service agents hopping out of G Wagons with Mac elevens, Kamala Harris came in the oval office ass naked, she came twice, then requested I put it in her rectum, Ivanka was watching, I was like b*itch what you a detective, she was like no I just wanted next & could we keep it off the record, she said something in Russian about David or Tyson Beckford, then she undressed, then took off her diamond Bulgari necklace, she said she f*ck me to get her father reelected, said if I did, I didn't have to pay taxes & I could do things to my discretion, you know I'm finessing no question, I punished that p*ssy & put her to bed like a narcoleptic, guess y'all got to wait until 2024 to see who gets reelected, Biden cool, but that Trump is something special.