The Girls Of Cosmo At Cherie’s Bachelorette Party

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party”

The girls of Cosmo were so naughty
At Cherie’s party for Bachelorettes
It started out with High Tea
As innocent as it could get
.
But not wanting them to be “teatotalers”
Sparrowsong added strong spirits to their brew
Each sip brought more debauchery
The rowdiness quickly grew
.
Lauren somehow convinced Merrill
To bare his manliness
His performance drove them so wild
A few stripped off their dress
.
They stuck dollar bills in his skivvies
As they chanted “Take it off”
Feathers, Charu, Tina, and Lauren
Had had way too much to quaff
.
Someone then called the Gendarmes
The sirens soon then blared
Poor Merrill got arrested
For his body that was bared
.
But Cherie knew the Police Chief
And he understood her plight
He let them all off with a warning
Said “No more drinking for the night”
.
The next morning, Cherie woke up
With dear Tina by her side
She said “Let’s say some Hail Mary’s”
“And forever this deny”