The Greatest Thrill

What's the greatest thrill you've ever had

You probably have more than one

Try keeping it clean, my dear people

This could be read by a number of young'uns

Wanna know mine, well of course you do

This goes back to when I was a-courting

My very first kiss, I can still feel the thrill

Loved messing around and cavorting

Sure blew my whistle as I rounded the bend

Snorting and huffing and puffing

The top of my head started shooting out steam

And I lost a bunch of my stuffing

Oh to go back and experience it again

Those glorious days of my youth

Unfortunately they're gone, never to return

Gonna down another gin and vermouth