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The Groom “Shouted” Too Loud

The Groom “Shouted” Too Loud

On the night that we got married, we had a very large soiree;
At Linda’s sister’s mansion, as elegant as could be!
We had a gourmet caterer, that fed our regal guests;
Suits, fine gowns, and tuxedos, to the nines, we all were dressed!
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We hired a dynamic duo, to serve up music for the dance;
Of course, we had the first one, people toasted to our romance!
Then they pumped up all the volume, the place began to rock;
People began gyrating, to songs by the Disco Jocks!
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A funny thing then happened, when they played the tune called “Shout”;
I joined them for a trio, really singing my whole heart out!
My Bride got very worried, she saw sweat pouring from my face;
She decided to rescue her new Husband, so to my side she raced!
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She grabbed the mike and yelled out, “my darling, I’ve got your back”;
“Please stop singing and sit down now, or you’ll have a heart attack”!
I laughed and said, “my dearest, my heart is doing just fine”;
“I’ll give you a repeat performance, later tonight, when you’re all mine”!
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                                   My Bride was worried
                           That my heart pumped too fast
                                       My Yiddish Mama

 

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Tony Taylor

Dear Poet Brother LARRY!!
The timing of this is so perfect for me right now..... Cherie and I are going to look at wedding locations later today ?......I could see this well crafted narrative come to life in my minds eye so clearly.... making me smile and feel as though I were right there with you ......on the microphone and everything LOL!!...... How many times have I told you this now!!???.....I LOVE YOUR NARRATIVE PIECES...... ever compelling... and ALWAYS uniquely powerful in some way!!.....ALL STARS!!...... stay groovy brother!!..... much Love to Linda!!....... your friend and ever-admirer.....T xo ❤
Ps. I'm sending you a private message right now!! ?

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Larry Ran

Dear Tony,

Wow.  I've written a portal to your future, although, I am sure that when you serenade Cherie at your wedding, the song will be a little more subtle that "Shout".  I love that "you love" my narrative pieces.  What an honor it is for me that I can please such a gifted writer.

Love to my Bro,
Larry xxx

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