THE GUNSLINGERS

He wore cowboy boots and a stetson hatÂ
He rode into a town on a horse both ugly and fatÂ
He then went to the bar and ordered a beerÂ
The locals looked at him with trepidation and fearÂ
The cowboy answered to the name of JimÂ
He spoke with a southern drawl and his body was slimÂ
"We don't want any trouble here" the barman saidÂ
At that precise moment in walked FredÂ
Jim and Fred looked at each other up and downÂ
One would end up the best gunslinger in this townÂ
In a flash the contest was doneÂ
Jim was the quickest to draw his gunÂ
For Jim proved to this town he was the bestÂ
For Fred it was a gravestone and would be laid to restÂ

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