The Joys Of Winter

The joys of winter are almost upon us once more
Never quite ready in all my northern years
As a wee one way back when, it was a total big blast
Never wanted to come in even with frozen ears

Meals were a royal pain, only ate because I had to
Snow awaited for cavorting and throwing
At the girls and making they cry unashamedly
Not till later did I notice their attributes glowing

Adorable feet, pointy elbows, hard to contain my urge
And ears hidden behind annoying blonde curls
Then other feelings emerged as I so vividly recall
Like touching the covered parts of each girl

Found out, touching some parts were frowned upon
Didn't see the harm, everybody's got stuff
Not till much later, realized authorities get involved
Jail cells are boring and not warm enough

So winter ain't so bad when faced with the alternative
Had to learn to keep my hands in my pockets
But mind went berserk as I realized in my later years
Those good times blasted off like a rocket!