Poem -

THE KRAYS PAY A VISIT IN ITALY

 
Emigrated to Italy from London's East end 
Tried to blend in and be everyone's friend 
Locals called him the geezer from Pisa 
He had a girlfriend whose name was Lisa 

Soon he started a cafe selling English food
A charming owner was he and never rude 
All that changed however just the other day
He was paid a visit by Ronnie and Reggie Kray

They never forgot Lisa and this East end man 
Came to visit and told him of their plan
London's East end in Italy is a potent mix
No doubt that this man was in a terrible fix

The plan I will keep hidden and underwraps 
I'm not going to argue with those two Kray chaps

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