THE LADY AND HER SIX HUSBANDS

How many husbands have you had in your life 
For I have lost count how many times you have been a wife
Husband number one was of course the first 
Out of all the husbands he was defiantly the worst 

Number two husband was destined to fail 
A naughty man was he and ended up in jail
What you ask became of husband number three
After a month he had enough and cleared off to sea

After husband number three came husband number four
One day he decided he didn't like ladies anymore
Husbands five and six ended up like all the others
That's when the lady decided she would only have lovers

I hope this little poem has caused you to laugh and smile
The lady and her six husbands she took down the aisle