The Local Stud

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 83 years of practice
Well didn't actually start till I was six
When I finally found girlies attractive

Actually, I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
They wanted to play with paper dollies

But my dollies weren't made out of paper
They had cute little bums and stuff
Smelled a whole lot better than a football
I actually couldn't get enough

Eventually, I was known as the local stud
Was written up in all the papers
A freak of nature but I was having a ball
Renowned for my neighborhood capers