The Local Stud

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud

After 80 years of practice

Well didn't actually start till I was six

Late but finally found the girlies attractive

Actually I think I was ahead of my time

Judging by all the little girlies

Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do

They wanted to play with paper dollies

But my dollies weren't made out of paper

They had cute little bums and stuff

Smelled a whole lot better than a football

I actually couldn't get enough

Eventually I was known as the local stud

Was written up in all the papers

A freak of nature but I was having a ball

Renowned for my neighbourhood capers