The Long And Short Of It

Us guys never lose our love for the opposite sex

It's deeply ingrained in our psyche

It's obvious every single day of our lives

We travel life's highway admiring the scenery passing by

This one makes us sit up and take notice

That one turns our rusty old crank

Now this one over here makes us salivate

Us males continue the need to refresh our canvas

We easily get bored with the same old, same old

Variety, they say is the spice of life

In most cases, it's the whole kit and caboodle!

So keep on keeping on with your provocativeness

As long as you're still alive and kicking

Continue to admire the female form in all its glory

Their charm will never go unnoticed

Long live short skirts!