The melon and the lemon

In a little green grocers
At the back of a shelf
Was an lonely old lemon
Sat all by himself
A poor ageing citrusÂ
Away from the rest    Â
Feeling very unwantedÂ
He was well past his best
The worried green grocerÂ
Feeling sorry for himÂ
Put lemon in the basket
That a melon was in
The melon and the lemonÂ
Hit it off straight away
So they thought up a planÂ
To escape there one dayÂ
They knew that nobodyÂ
Would buy an old fruitÂ
Unless for a smoothieÂ
Or maybe fruit juice
But melon and lemonÂ
Would curdle for sure
So they tipped over the basket
And rolled out the door
Onto the pathway
They shot down the street
Tripping up granniesÂ
Getting under their feet
They got to the marketÂ
Melon looked all around
But lemon had vanished
Nowhere to be found
Devastation felt melon
So heartbroken she cried
So she ended it allÂ
Committing fruit suicide
As a bus fast approached
She jumped under its wheel
Her melon juice squished
From her old melon peel
Screeches came from the tyres
From the bus that had hit her
In a flash lemons life
Turned from sweet into bitter
Their love turned to mushÂ
From uncontrollable lust
Leaving lemon no choice
To also bite the dustÂ
He stood in the roadÂ
His eyes closed tight shut
Heart pounding so fastÂ
Feeling sick to his gutÂ
But in a cruel twist of fate
The lemon was saved
And sliced up that night
To make lemonadeÂ
The End
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