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The mystery of the mushrooms 🐑🐂

The mystery of the mushrooms 🐑🐂

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow?
Well I shall let you into a little secret
but don’t tell the world, it’s not to know

I heard whisper’s within a windy wood howling thru the forest trees
I climbed inside an old mossy stump
crouching on my knees

As I watched from within my hidey hole I saw a flock of sheep,
herds of Highland cows decended from yonder hill so steep

Each and every animal entered the farmer’s land..
they congregated in a circle as if disgussing what was planned

Then a chosen selection of them
from both the different beasts
scattered amongst the wet grassland, heads down munching their favourite feasts

As they stored their stomaches
so full with green fresh grass,
an over-powering odour filled the air..a stench of foul methane gas

I nipped my nose but I was mesmerized as I gazed amidst the grassy sight..
In minutes this entire green pasture was covered in small balls of white

Mushrooms appear overnight
when humans are asleep..
Now you and I know who are responsible..
It’s the Highland cows and woolly sheep

 

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Shaun Cronick

Brilliant! You think up the most amazing and captivating poems and take all on a relaxing and damned good entertaining journey.
I don't know how you do it Jill, you're here there and everywhere.
And write and tell a poem story so cleverly well and every time so fresh and original.
You are a poetry tour de force and a sheer joy to read.
Thanks Jill and I'll be running out of pins soon!

 

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Jill Tait

Shaun haha thatun is such a huge mahoosive ginormous compliment to my nutcracker noggin’ n u r my shining ⭐️

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Shaun expressed it very well! now he knows why I love thee so!...............lad

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Jill Tait

Awwww Thanking you my Hunnybun 🤣❤️💙❤️

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Greg Etsell

wow i cant keep up with you 
you are wonderful  

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Jill Tait

Teehee just on roll lol 🤣❤️💙❤️

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