The Puns Just Keep Coming

Here'a giggle are you ready for this

Better sit down I'd say

Why do psychics ask for your name

Maybe it's a game they play

Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever

But still got a ways to go

I'm certainly not worried, no not me

Feel good right down to my toes

Hardness of butter is really proportional

Directly to how soft the bread is

But with toast you have a fighting chance

Will be testing you later in a quiz

What if you get scared half to death twice

Gonna leave that one alone

If there's a will, there's about 500 relatives

All wanting a share of their own

Death is most definitely a hereditary thing

How many still have parents living

As I've told you, it's just a matter of time

Might be joining 'em by Thanksgiving

A dear friend of mine is so optimistic

Bought a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants

Until we know exactly where we're going

Why should we take the chance

You laugh because I'm a little bit different

I laugh coz I just let one go

One of my better ones I gotta tell ya

A joyous expulsion to behold