The SCOOBS

My son
has a coonhound
Who's name is
Scooby-Doo 
But is affectionately 
Called the Scoobs 

The vet says
His ideal weight is
50lbs 
Yet he weighs in
at 100 
And that is
When he Conveniently
Lifts
His
Heavy paw
off the scale

You see 
The scoobs
Has anxiety
over loud noises
And
comfort
Eats

Today happens
​​​to be
The 4th 
Of July

Fireworks 
Are
Booming

And while
The rest 
Of the family
Are out on 
the
Balcony
Enjoying
The
Show

The Scoobs 
eludes 
himself 
In a
Dark closet
Searching
For
A
Scooby snack