Poem -

The Smell Of Lost Love.

We met in apartment 302.
Her hair strawberry blond her eyes atlantic blue.
There a friend of mine was hosting a dinner party.
The food was good and the chat was hearty.
At each other our eyes did smile.
At each other we did stare for a long while.
Then we all were ready to depart.
With all the rich food i ate my gut loudly and stinkingly did fart.
She looked at me in disgust.
And said between you and i there will never be lust.
We departed in apartment 302.
After out of my arse a loud stinky fart quickly flew.

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Hello Bill...

Maybe, you should have warned her that you always fast after you eat...

😊

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Fast?  No no no !

Fart, there it is..

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Cleo Tomi Olajide

Lol, Bill... I didn't see that coming... Thanks for such a good laugh. Warm regards.

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