THE THREE FOOT PYTHON

Must have escaped from a neighbour nearby
This three foot python wanted a new home to try
What a shock when this person awoke ...
A three foot python in her bed is hardly a joke

This person didn't know what to do or say
Fortunately the RSPCA were on hand to save the day
Alas when they arrived the python had disappeared
This elusive reptile in a London flat is really weird

The following night in the corridor of the flat
The python was finally captured on the welcome mat
When interviewed the resident sighed and said
" How did a three foot python end up in my bed ? "