` THE TWIT CLUB `

Monday morning and I was getting ready to visit the dentist and as usual I was running late. Just as I was rushing down the stairs I realized that I hadn`t put on any perfume or deodorant. I rushed back up to the bathroom and picked up the nearest can and sprayed it on. I was puzzled as the can sounded strange, not the usual noise and there was a funny liquid squirting out of it and it was all over my new clothes as I had sprayed it on the outside first. I had forgotten to shake the can so I gave it a great big shake this time and sprayed it again without looking, but it happened again and this time the noise was even louder and it turned into a really thick white foam. It was all over me including my hair and wouldn`t wipe off, it just spread even worse and got stickier. I panicked and put my reading glasses on, it was Dove my usual brand but instead of deodorant I had picked up my husbands shaving foam!! So I had to quickly wash, dry and style my hair and change my clothes and fix my make-up again and then clean the carpet while cursing myself quite loudly. Geoff was nearly wetting himself laughing as I quickly got ready!

We rushed to the dentist and I immediately apologized to the receptionist for being nearly 40 minutes late and told a little white lie by saying the traffic was bad, but expected her to charge the usual fee for being late anyway!! As she looked for my appointment on the computer I kept my fingers crossed and hoped that she would take pity on me! The receptionist nudged the one next to her and pointed at the computer! They both started laughing as she said " That`s fine Georgina! You are a little bit early actually, your appointment isn`t for another seven days! " I blushed like mad with embarrassment and quickly left as even the queue of people behind me started laughing too. When I got in the car 5 minutes later, still blushing, Geoff said " Have you had to make another appointment for being so late? " I said " Not quite darling! The receptionist told me my appointment isn`t till next Monday!! "

I was still flustered when we got home. So I went to make a cup of tea just to shut Geoff up laughing at me! I then discovered that I`d put milk in the kettle instead of water!!! Then even more flustered I`d fed the dogs a tin of peaches instead of their usual meat!! They say that things always come in three`s don`t they?!!

G xx