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The War Show

The War Show

Dust off the off the old generals

Prop them up in front of the map
for our latest war event

We'll return
to our regularly scheduled news feed
of porn stars and pee tapes next week
but now we gotta hear death experts speak
about our cool tech weaponry
and how we gotta make Syria safe for democracy

 

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