The Worst ever poem fourth and finale
Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard, that the worst ever poem won the Cosmofunnel competition after Jill had entered it as her fourth trial submission
Greg had set a silly challenge for all his cyber chums and this worst ever poem proved difficult as they sat sucking their thumbs . As you know Jill tried several times every time a bubble burst but she had only ever tried to write good poems and they were average but not the worst . So the battle raged on and on and on and on, till she was satisfied that her worst ever poem was done
To cut a long story short Greg was absolutely flabbergasted at just how long his worst ever poetry challenge had lasted . But Jill well she was elated at this piece of poetry that she had created coz although she was only trying to be funny amongst her cyber friends, haha it won her abit of money and payed out dividends . Well done everyone for trying your very best but Jillâs was the âWorst poem everâ and was judged better than the rest!!
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ok lets end this worst poem challenge
you winÂ
Teehee ???âď¸?â¤ď¸?
now its your trun to do a challengeÂ
I did one 1 st tho lolÂ
Mine was âThe Moonlightâ after Matthewâs sock lol xx
Wait a minute!!!Â
I was swamped at work!! I can easily(with both hands tied behind my front) destroy those worst poems ever! I'm the King of Terrible Poetry!Â
Give me a chance! This is my forte!!!!Â
Please!Â
Matthew.Â
Hello??!!Â
Thank you all for ignoring me in such a gregarious, yet blatant, fashion, but I think I deserve a shot!Â
C'mon, you guys have read my poems, you know they're the worst!Â
All I'm asking for is a chance. A chance to be the worst I can be. I failed at life my whole life, and now I want to succeed at failure here(??).Â
I'm beggin ya!Â
Give me a chance, I'll write it now.Â
Over.Â
M.Â
Teehee ???
Jillian!Â
Don't be teehee-ing me! I'm desperate to write badly! It'a all I know(plus, I really wanted to win the sqwackle, I'm out).Â
I'm calling an emergency meeting in the Cosmo conference room at 9:30 this morning, to decide on my extension, or not. Please be there.Â
Thanks,Â
M.Â
Hahaha
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Gregor!Â
Give me a chance, I'm begging you. It's your contest, you can rule on my extension. I was swamped, and in this horrible de**ession, but I'm ready to write poorly...quite poorly.Â
What do you think, my man?Â
Thanks,Â
M.Â
oh sorry go ahead then
Wow, you're easy. LOL.Â
Thanks Gregor, I won't let you down. As God is my witness, I will write more horribly than anyone can imagine. (this is too easy). lol.Â
Thanks!Â
Matthew.Â
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Good luck lad ???
Oh, I don't need luck. When you're as bad of a writer as me, you just have to pay attention to punctuation...whatever that means. lol.Â
Thanks, Jillian, I won't let you down.Â
M.Â
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