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The Worst ever poem fourth and finale

The Worst ever poem fourth and finale

Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard, that the worst ever poem won the Cosmofunnel competition after Jill had entered it as her fourth trial submission

Greg had set a silly challenge for all his cyber chums and this worst ever poem proved difficult as they sat sucking their thumbs . As you know Jill tried several times every time a bubble burst but she had only ever tried to write good poems and they were average but not the worst . So the battle raged on and on and on and on, till she was satisfied that her worst ever poem was done

To cut a long story short Greg was absolutely flabbergasted at just how long his worst ever poetry challenge had lasted . But Jill well she was elated at this piece of poetry that she had created coz although she was only trying to be funny amongst her cyber friends, haha it won her abit of money and payed out dividends . Well done everyone for trying your very best but Jill’s was the ‘Worst poem ever’  and was judged better than the rest!!

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Greg Etsell

ok lets end this worst poem challenge
you win 

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Jill Tait

Teehee 🤣🤣🤣⭐️😁❤️💙

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Greg Etsell

now its your trun  to do  a challenge 

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Jill Tait

Mine was ‘The Moonlight’ after Matthew’s sock lol xx

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A Lonely Journey

Wait a minute!!! 
I was swamped at work!! I can easily(with both hands tied behind my front) destroy those worst poems ever! I'm the King of Terrible Poetry! 
Give me a chance! This is my forte!!!! 
Please! 

Matthew. 

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A Lonely Journey

Hello??!! 
Thank you all for ignoring me in such a gregarious, yet blatant, fashion, but I think I deserve a shot! 
C'mon, you guys have read my poems, you know they're the worst! 
All I'm asking for is a chance. A chance to be the worst I can be. I failed at life my whole life, and now I want to succeed at failure here(??). 
I'm beggin ya! 
Give me a chance, I'll write it now. 
Over. 

M. 

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A Lonely Journey

Jillian! 
Don't be teehee-ing me! I'm desperate to write badly! It'a all I know(plus, I really wanted to win the sqwackle, I'm out). 
I'm calling an emergency meeting in the Cosmo conference room at 9:30 this morning, to decide on my extension, or not. Please be there. 
Thanks, 
M. 

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A Lonely Journey

Gregor! 
Give me a chance, I'm begging you. It's your contest, you can rule on my extension. I was swamped, and in this horrible de**ession, but I'm ready to write poorly...quite poorly. 
What do you think, my man? 

Thanks, 

M. 

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A Lonely Journey

Wow, you're easy. LOL. 
Thanks Gregor, I won't let you down. As God is my witness, I will write more horribly than anyone can imagine. (this is too easy). lol. 

Thanks! 

Matthew. 

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A Lonely Journey

Oh, I don't need luck. When you're as bad of a writer as me, you just have to pay attention to punctuation...whatever that means. lol. 
Thanks, Jillian, I won't let you down. 

M. 

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Cherie Leigh

Lol...I have enjoyed this challenge....and I love how devoted you have been Jill....I found the challenge too challenging...lol  I am to OCDish about my work and could not do it!  But love what you contributed which was not bad at all...lol xo

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A Lonely Journey

Unrequited Interjection: 
Cheerie! You could do it! C'mon Kiddo. You have a wonderful imagination, sense of humor, and mad writing skills. 
Give it a shot. I'm providing you an extension on Greg's behalf. 
You're wondrous. 
Get writing. 
Love, 
Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Heehee it was very difficult 🤣🤣🤣

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