Poem -

The zoo .

My friend the crocodile who  has no teeth sucks his food and his name is kieth ,
His friend the bear who has no hair but wears pajamas and just dont care ,
They know a tiger whos got one stripe his brothers a leopard and his name is mike ,
They all hang out with the blind deaf monkey who plays his music wow this guys funkey ,
Then theres the three legged mule and the one eyed owl the lion with no tail and the snake with big jowls ,
And there's the no neck giraffe and hiyena can't laugh , 
And the elephant that's stuck in the big plastic bath ,
The bald eagles got hair and a horse with a sail a six legged spider and a shell with no snail ,
Then there's the zoo keeper Suzzie and her helper called Fritz ,
So welcome aboard to the zoo of misfits ...
 

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Ja

Quite the whimsical write.
They would be.
Quite the sight.
Thank you for the light hearted read

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