THERE`S AN ELEPHANT IN THE GARDEN!
" Mum look! come here quick!
There`s an elephant in the garden shed!
Mum look! it can`t get out! "
" Lord above! this hangoverย must be messing my head about! "
" No mum look! it`s really gettingย stuck! "
" WILL YOU PLEASE NOT SHOUT!
I`m not feeling well today!
Oh gosh!
What did you just say?
Did you just say an elephant my dear? "
" Yes mum, look he`s over here!
He`s ever so big and round! "
" Oh heck no! don`t go near his bottom dear!
Elephants can be rather smelly, I`ve found!
Darling stay behind me, and don`t make a sound! "
" Lookย mum! now he`s smashing up the shed!
Because he`s wriggling so much!!
Now he`s eating all yourย new potatoes and all the mulch!
You`ll have to phone for some help!
I think we need the R.S.P.C.Aย
I`ll bet they won`t believe what you are going to say! "
" Hello! yes that`s right, you heard me very well!
An elephant is in my garden!
Now he`s eating all the fruit trees!!
Please send someone quickly!
Before he wrecks my house as well!! "
G xx
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LOL...This is hillarious mum...I almost missed it...I'm glad I caught it...It made me laugh...Thanks for sharing this wonderful piece
Love you so much
I`m glad you enjoyed my bit of sillyness. I love the picture so I just had to do something with it.
God bless my little Rosebud
Love Mummy xx
that was a good one lol linda welcomeย
Hi Linda,
It`s nice to hear from you again sweetie and I hope you are well. Thank you for reading and commenting too on this one and I`m thrilled that you enjoyed it honey.
God bless you
Love G xx