Poem -

The thing behind the tree

One morning I was walking through the woods ,

I wonder if I should go up the hill I think I should,

Then I heard a noise from behind a tree,

It felt like a thing was watching me ,

I went over to see what it was ,

But then I saw the biggest pair of claws ,

I started to run away,

But it said to me "come out and play",

I was really freaked out,

But then I spotted a big hairy snout,

I think it wanted to speak to me,

I wonder if its an It or a he ,

I start to walk over and ask if its alright,

Then it jumps out and gives me a fright,

It said come over here and look at this,

Suddenly it got out a knife ,swung at my head but luckily missed,

I start to run away ,

But it keeps saying come out and play,

I run down the hill as fast as I can,

I turn to see a tall weird looking man,

He stopped for a second then swung at my head,

Now that's all I am dead.

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