This Is Me

Hi, this is me - I look lonely but I'm fine chaps,
but I need some things to fill all the gaps,
then I may discard my funny striped shirt,
don't mind what you said, I'm not really hurt.

See my car - a convertible BMW, just the best,
not like all the others, much apart from the rest;
where would you like to go - the club would be fine,
I know the owner - sure, he's a friend of mine.

Maybe a drive along the coast, wind in your hair,
look how all those plebs just stand and stare;
I expect nothing - the company would be nice,
although don't want anyone throwing shoes and rice.

Time to go home now, put my striped shirt away,
I can always bring it out for another sunny day.