this mwm 

take me to your boo da wah
music iz the food faw da soul of dis hea pa
or master cello playing yo yo ma 
whar er kin enjoy oomph fa
while retracting phalanges 
   trent reznor autographed with his nine inch nail like claw
after removing all close n clew ding pant tees n bra
u could e'en bow wow to me as if i happen tubby king ala.
 
simian with a smallish prickly cock eyed convoluted brain
with three legs skinny as those of a whooping crane
in tandem with the elongated combo Sphinx canine body of a great dane
the unwitting a donor she dog called elaine
additional about my cat a tonic pet agree i will re:frain
thanks you vary mooch genesis, per this one human protoplasmic mic grain
upon the verdant plain -
   sans a freshet mountain spring - where fertile or if u prefer
   fecund field rosy cheeked feral lane
inxs of seeking nirvana for a gal foremost in me mind and main
reason this ac/dc charged beatle browed fun guy - who haint no pane
who hopes 4 an acquaintanceship and friendship simple and plain
as expressed in the following quatrain
attempting to endure this unpleasant mar writ till rein
from dis baad bard barred arse who iz newt in sane
despite riding with u2 and bard naked ladies on a gravy train
while above in the heavens, the moon shadows doth wax and wane.
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mo'e aboot dis dennis well axle rod

   gunning for tha lil rose ™
   off limits by the thorn 

until trust grows and friendship born
intertwining body, mind and spirit of counterpart like a bowsprit
   after maybe a narrow miss lust will mutually adorn
yet, i call on Eros to release another magical arrow.

though i yam married, this chap devoid of sex quite
so...maybe we could both could ease the horny plight
of t'other later to night
than launching into surging testosterone might but mebbe
   we best chat on the phone first with chit chat light
whence ma bishop prick silently screams to mount cha like a vaunted knight
a queenly gal no matter her age, creed,  
   denomination, education nor height
and also d sires erotic urges to take flight.

back years ago, this mwm tended to be a grumbler
on account of owning a smallish penis, now i tend to be humbler
far smaller than the size of all snow white's dwarves male members combined
   yet overshadowed by paul bunyan nada dumb bull lore
please venture forth without fear despite that distant rumbler
let us rendezvous than perhaps after we kin slumber
whereby cogs and wheels of overactive imagination
   will turn like some well...er vulva cock er doodle dew into
   your nook of a cunt tree tumbler.
 
fire off a brief bull a tin i.e. text
so my nearly atrophied phallus can get flexed.

thank u mad dum
for reply to my...search for a hun
dread thousand and one
chaw ca lot kisses or...ultimate treat second to none
ja - the home spun
mini chore coiled whirled web and purr 'fect target to aim me lil gun for a buck
pull lease pa din ma fowl cluck
boot, i do tend 2 trigger that what the fuck
reply, when introducing myself hence no surprise that little luck
materializes per generating pluck
friendship when most likely mouth go suck
or go in2 traffic at approach of truck.

well mebbe a change of heart
can be brought about from
   this rolling stone, who merely
   desires a companion sweet vs tart.

thus, some believe to be a dollar late & a day short
but never confuse this joe noah schmoe quart
to be kennedyesque looking chap port
not by any stretch of da bilabial fort
of king crimson royal court.

this modest fellow doth blush
e'en 1 word positive feedback since praise tends to feel
   quite weighty as does da candy crush
frum this hen pecked bantam, which spouse will never hush
n let me concentrate at da begin ning of sum endeavor
   so please DO NOT consider me a lush
   perkiomen valley resident lives plush
 4 his values quite inxs n out of sync with majority in a rush
 2 chase the mighty buck if quiet, u can hear whoosh.

   send a note such as a taut
   "g" string nor "q" cumber bun
boot hold the loaded bases 4 aaron. 

postscript: truth b told
i 4get when in time fingers took hold
upon tits or labia - more cherished than gold
of keyboard to tap out a message whether timid r bold.

        postscript:
this simian known in the varmint world wide web
   as alias m. scott tulle bug
amber liquids o the dogs he doth not chug
nor down any mind expanding drug
boot experienced x2c that spurred me 2 hug
and drink froom yar busty mother nada speedily from yar
   swollen bosom like jug
which my supple fingers did gingerly lug
and suckle as if from a nip pulled mug
sniffs with his nose as when he used to be a puppy pug
ye and regale like some intricate oriental made rug
only to remind myself this dickering dither nebbish
   on the same slimy playing field as that the then
   retractable male member like slug
who whiz not ass leap - just give a tug.