This Town Is A Mistake

Have you ever heard of
A town called Mistake
Folks get things wrong
From the moment they wake

No one's been right
Since the town was first named
And it's not on a map
Though it still is quite famed

To put it on the map
Would have been a mistake
Now hang on one moment
Now give me a break

That means by making
A mistake, it'd be there
I'm so damn confused
I'm pulling out my hair

If you've got this thing figured
Then please help me out
My mind's all ferschimmled
What's this all about

Have you ever heard of
A town called Mistake
Please write me if you have
Coz my head really aches