Thst plastic shewee 🤣

I could gather in a crowd at a festival, and stand having a pee

Haha noone would be any the wiser, coz nobody would see me

Running like a river beneath my undergarments, secretly…

Teehee just imagine what a difference, that plastic shewee could make

I could bop til’ I dropped, without having a break

I mean to say..how many times does one have to go and spend a penny..”For pity’s sake”